Anticorrectness

2022-12-19

I’ve noticed a pattern without a name, and started calling it “anticorrectness.”

When you’re anticorrect about something, you’re also incorrect. It’s just more specific: an anticorrect statement is the exact opposite of its correct pair.

Basic examples

For example:

Again:

And a third time:

Political examples

These examples seem—and are—stupidly contrived. That’s because anticorrectness most frequently occurs in ambiguous, uncertain, and complex scenarios. And by that, I mean in politics.

It’s pretty easy to spot: look for issues where two passionate sides, who claim to have the same goal in mind, propose opposite policies. Most of the time, such conflicts indicate some underlying anticorrectness: the sides agree on the goal and the lever, but disagree on how we should move it. From each side’s perspective, the other is being stubbornly (or maliciously) anticorrect.

That’s pretty abstract. Here are some American examples (keep in mind that, by nature of the underlying epistemology, such topics are extremely controversial):

My list could go on, but its flavor is clear. In case after case, good-hearted people with shared intentions line up to do battle, because they have their hands on the same lever, and can’t agree which way to pull it.

You can see how discussion on these topics breaks down. To a stalwart NIMBY, any given YIMBY is obviously some combination of deluded, evil, and stupid. Why else would they actively wish to push the lever in the wrong direction and make the world worse? So they voice that thought online. And does the average YIMBY brush over the misunderstanding? No, they take offense—“look, it’s proof those evil NIMBYs are out to get us!”—and return fire. In this all-too-familiar way, such debates inevitably devolve into flurries of insult and misunderstanding.

Hormesis, sisemroh, and positive feedback loops to hell

Hormesis is a medical term that basically means “a little is good, but a lot is bad.” Alcohol consumption is an example: drinking a little is allegedly healthy, but alcoholism can ruin your life and kill you. Similarly, “beginner’s luck” can be dangerous in a casino; if you make a little money and don’t stop while you’re ahead, you’ll eventually lose it all.

The opposite of hormesis doesn’t have a name, so I creatively call it “sisemroh.” This is the essence of the saying “it gets worse before it gets better”: a small change is bad, but going even further will reverse that harm and improve things significantly, even compared to the beginning. A good example is quitting an addiction cold turkey: you suffer for a bit, but are better off months later.

Hormesis and sisemroh really complicate anticorrectness debates. This is because their potential existence make empirical tests unclear. If all responses were linear, each side could agree to a test: push the lever a little bit down, and see if good things happened. But if “a little bit down” turns out bad, the “push the lever down” partisans can say “Oh, it’s just sisemrotic! It gets worse before it gets better! You didn’t go far enough!” and refuse to change their minds.

It sounds like a cop-out, but sometimes they’re right, so the response can’t be dismissed outright without testing the full-scale intervention. And of course the “push the lever up” people won’t agree to that test, because they think it would directly and actively inflame the problem. So the sides can’t test, and must only argue, until one or another side has enough power to force their intervention through over the other’s cries.

And here’s where anticorrectness gets dangerous, and why it’s important to watch out for: what happens if one side seizes power and yanks the lever as far as they can in their preferred direction… only to be wrong and willfully cause a catastrophe? There are four possible responses:

  1. They can deny it, insisting that the result was actually good.
  2. They can double down, insisting that we need to do even more.
  3. They can blame alleged saboteurs (usually from the “pull the lever the other way” group, who they already know are inherently bad people) for undermining an intervention that would have worked otherwise.
  4. …or they can admit they were anticorrect, that their enemies were correct, and decide to change course 180°.

Which reaction do you think we humans are most likely to have? Well, it’s not #4.

And when a group starts defending the honor of their past mistakes, they stop focusing on the problem. In this way, problems can be made worse and then abandoned by well-meaning people who desperately want to fix them.

In the tragic worst case, those in power keep doubling down on their anticorrect ideas, aggravating the problem they so desperately care about until it’s as bad as possible. Eventually, the damage is so severe that it would be unacceptably shameful to admit their past errors; all they can do is dig in until they die.

(Identifying examples from history is left as an exercise to the reader.)

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